ABOUT ME

if you knew my secrets, you'd never look at me the same way again.


i like to get to know people in deep relating ways. i care too much for everyone. i'm scared of the dark. bloggety blog blog blog poop.

I just got called ‘an adveturous butt diver’



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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

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santa-de-pugs:

cactusrabbit:

bosimba:

i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat

i’m TOO DRUNK for cats in tiny jackets rn jesus fucking christ HOLD ME

I HAVE A BUILD-A-BEAR LEATHER JACKET OMG

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dmolitionlovers:

close the door mom you are letting the emo out

(Source: dmolitionlovers)


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meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

(Source: getofftheinternerd)



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bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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